ishafel
I am having so much trouble FINISHING things. Every time I open OpenOffice I end up with a new document window. I don't have writer's block, I just have ADD. So, look, FINISHED: 1 story that no one will ever read! I feel much better for having accomplished something, though.

Summary: Eames has always enjoyed the planning stages of the job most.

(Spoilers for all aired episodes of GG, though I'm not sure it's necessary to have actually seen it. Although it's been pretty awesome lately.)

Being Other People )
ishafel
Sorry, guys, these drabbles are not going as quickly (or briefly) as I'd hoped. I'm just going to post them as I finish. This is for [livejournal.com profile] pushdragon, who requested Eames' reaction to Cobb's betrayal. I'm guessing this is not exactly what you had in mind!

Summary: There are some people you don't mess around with.

Shock and Awe )
ishafel
...I had hoped to have actual fic for you, but that doesn't seem to be happening.

If you'd like a drabble, though, I'll take prompts. HP, Lymond, Highlander, Inception, Gossip Girl, Grey's Anatomy,30 Rock, and you're welcome to ask for something else if you think I've read/ seen it, but no promises there.

And hey, some cookies, because I have way too many office docs open.

A Season in Hell (Harry/ Draco, NC17) [aka Sport of Queens-verse aka H/D quidditch fic, now with fancy series title] )

Taking Point (Arthur, R) [aka the Arthur from Inception origin story] )

Swords and Sorcery (Methos/ McLeod, PG13) [aka the crackfic where Methos tries to incept Mac]  )

Untitled Lymond AU crack (Various, PG13) [aka the one where Francis Crawford is a rock star ex-con turned terrorist or something, aka if I write this I deserve to be shot.] )

It Came Upon a Midnight Clear (Cassius Malfoy, Abraxas Malfoy, Eileen Prince, Tobias Snape, R) [aka the Backstory-verse story I've been stuck on for, like, forever] )

So, please, request drabbles! Give me something I can finish!
ishafel
Summary: Everything starts somewhere.

Provenance )

Just for fun: Eddie Arning's works"It Was The Only Thing To Do After The Mule Died" and "Tricia Got Her Rose Garden" and Everald Brown's Ethiopian Apple
ishafel
Things that I have Googled in the last five days (partial list):

English prisons
Irish prisons
Irish Republican Army prisons
Glock 9 mil
Rohypnol side effects
kidney removal motel bathtub
Outsider art America
English earls title
Hello Kitty shotgun
American Primitive artist
Japanese women's names
counterfeiting

Guess which fandom I'm writing?
ishafel
Only one person can be blamed for this story, and that person is [livejournal.com profile] pushdragon.

Summary: Eames is a forger, not a lover. Pre-movie.

Eats, Shoots and Leaves )
ishafel
via [livejournal.com profile] olympia_m . Ask away.

I think it would be fun to talk about stories, but the usual memes are like, "What happens next?" "Tell me about Character A?" What isn't so much talking about stories as it is writing more of a story. But you know how sometimes you read something and you're like, "I got ___ out of this story, I wonder if that right?" or "What on earth was ____ supposed to be?" and it's too awkward to ask the author? Now you could totally ask!

I've heard people say that writing is hard because you have to make decisions, but we never really talk about the decisions we make with stories or why we make them. We talk about plot bunnies, but not about how we actually turn them into a story.

And it seems like a lot more fun to do that than to do working.

So, if you wanted, ask me questions! Anon commenting is (always) on, if you feel shy. Or ask your flist to ask you questions.

What were you trying to do [here]? Why did you decide to ____? This is what I thought about xyz, is that what you were going for? What made you write ____? And so on.
ishafel
Thank you! You have awesome taste in fiction!

I hate writing these letters, and I'm never sure if I'm being helpful or just obnoxious (but if my recipient doesn't write one, I totally panic.) So, generally speaking, I like gen and het and slash, character development and plot. I'm not a fan of PWPs or excessive sex scenes that don't fit with the story. BDSM makes me laugh and character deaths make me cry. I like angst and hurt/ comfort and happy endings. I love AUs, as long as the characters stay true. I once shot someone for misplacing an apostrophe. (Not really.)

My fandoms this year:

Patricia Briggs-- Alpha & Omega )

Karen Chance-- Dorina Basarab )

Sarah Smith-- The Vanished Child )

Jocelin Foxe-- The Wild Hunt )
ishafel
Summary: A school is nothing without its children.

Remix of "Rebuild What's Gone Unsteady" by Ailelie. Written for remix_duello.

Magic and Mortar )

Also, There's Got to Be a Morning After was remixed by Eustacia Vye here: On a New Path.
ishafel
This was written for National Coming Out Day (10/20) but it's a little late. Shocking, I know. Takes place about 18 months before Players.

Summary: Coming out is the hardest part.

Gamesmanship )
ishafel
Sorry, guys, technical difficulties!
Written for [livejournal.com profile] postingwhore, who was promised a homemade gift within the year. Eighteen months ago.

Summary: Seven days that changed everything.
Players )

OK, then.

Jul. 13th, 2010 06:40 am
ishafel

I write like
Kurt Vonnegut

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!


ishafel
Summary: As if being an Immortal isn't difficult enough.

There have been places and centuries when the color of his skin mattered not at all. A continent and a thousand years at a time, sometimes. North America, at the end of the twentieth century, is not one of them. Methos could go somewhere else. There are parts of Africa where his skin would go completely unremarked.

Uncomfortable parts. Methos likes air conditioning, running water, antibiotics. He has seen enough starvation and disease for a thousand lifetimes. He wants peace and freedom and books, not poverty and revolution and guns, and a little intolerance is generally worth the price.

Methos has sat at Prester John's right hand. He has carried frankincense to a king born in a stable. He has conquered Asia Minor. He has been a slave captured in war, and a citizen, and briefly, an emperor. And on this continent he has worked in fields, served as a conductor on a railroad without a train, sat in the back of buses, integrated schools. He had thought he was done with fighting.

There are battles that require pens and not swords, clean and educated and articulate soldiers and not madmen with painted faces. But men die in this kind of war, too. A public bullet in the back is a risk he isn't willing to take.

Instead he gets a tattoo that barely shows against his skin, and a job in an enclave of middle-aged white researchers, and he begins to rewrite history. The one thing they never tell you about Jesus: he was a Jew, and he looked like a Jew. Cornelius Agrippa was the son of a Dutchwoman and a Moorish pirate. Jeanne d'Arc was a woman. Cicero was a lover of men. The history of Immortals has been edited, carefully, by white men. Methos remembers. One of the Horsemen of Revelations had skin the color of dark chocolate. Methos was there.

In this century, the average lifespan for non-white, non-male immortals is less than a third that of white immortals. They simply don't blend as well, and being a black man carrying a sword is enough to get you killed anywhere in the world. But it hasn't always been this way, and it won't be this way forever. Methos keeps his head down-- the better to keep it attached-- but that doesn't mean he isn't fighting.
ishafel
For [livejournal.com profile] vaysh11, who asked why Abraxas Malfoy never got laid. Apparently it's because he preferred power to sex.

The Backstory-Verse
How the Malfoy Wealth Was Won (London, 1860)
The Greatest Treason (Wales, 1913)
When I Ruled the World (France, 1917)
Portent (London, 1943)
The Greatest Generation (London, 1945)
It Came Upon a Midnight Clear (New York, 1959)
The Ill-Made Knight (Yorkshire, 1960)
The Setting Sun (Surrey, 1963)
Conviction (London, 1974)
(Baby Don't) Fear the Reaper (London, 1979)
Shadow of the Day (Spinner's End, 1979)
A Woman's Place (Surrey, 1979)
Chronology (Surrey, 1980)
Destiny's Child (London, 1980)
Spy Games (London, 1981)
Shadow of the Day (Surrey, 1982)
Only the Dead Have Seen the End of War (Surrey, 1982)
A Prophet In His Own Country (Surrey, 1984)
A Handful of Dust (Surrey, 1994)

King, emperor, bishop, baron, king : Uncertain mastery of melting armies, War, plague, and revolution, New conspiracies, broken pacts; To be master or servant within an hour, This is the course of temporal power. )
ishafel
Summary: The power of names.

The Backstory-Verse
How the Malfoy Wealth Was Won (London, 1860)
The Greatest Treason (Wales, 1913)
When I Ruled the World (France, 1917)
Portent (London, 1943)
The Greatest Generation (London, 1945)
It Came Upon a Midnight Clear (New York, 1959)
The Ill-Made Knight (Yorkshire, 1960)
The Setting Sun (Surrey, 1963)
Conviction (London, 1974)
(Baby Don't) Fear the Reaper (London, 1979)
Shadow of the Day (Spinner's End, 1979)
A Woman's Place (Surrey, 1979)
Chronology (Surrey, 1980)
Destiny's Child (London, 1980)
Spy Games (London, 1981)
Shadow of the Day (Surrey, 1982)
Only the Dead Have Seen the End of War (Surrey, 1982)
A Prophet In His Own Country (Surrey, 1984)
A Handful of Dust (Surrey, 1994)

Destiny's Child )

Remix

Jun. 2nd, 2010 02:34 pm
ishafel
Also! SRoni wrote "Shadow of the Veil (The Wedding March Remix), which is a remix of Four Weddings and a Funeral.

This is one of the most interesting things about Remixes, I think: the vastly different ways people view canon, and how it influences the way they write characters. I have this-- shorthand version of the HP characters, I guess, that comes through in everything I write. Bellatrix's marriage was arranged by her father. Andromeda's was a way to run away from her family. Narcissa's was a love match. Sirius and Remus's relationship was doomed from the beginning. Etc. But this is all stuff I made up! It more or less fits with canon-- but so does SRoni's version (in fact, I suspect hers fits better with JKR's reality than mine). So she took what was basically a series of drabbles and fleshed them out in an entirely different direction, which is awesome.

**I totally thought I'd posted this the other night when I posted my Remix fic, but apparently not. Oops.
snape
Summary: Even Immortals have things they hold sacred.

Relic )
ishafel
Written for Boz, in the NYR 2010 challenge.
Summary: Out of the sandbox and into the fire.
Don't Ask, Don't Tell )

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